Sticktus Rectus Syndrome 

Genetic disease in which the patient has a massive splintery segment of wood is lodged deep within the anal cavity. Symptoms may include irritability, rapid changes in mood, chronic bitch face and constipation.

After being diagnosed with sticktus rectus syndrome, Lizzy tried to get the huge stick out of her butt to no avail.

Sticktus Rectus Syndrome by Dr. Dixienormus January 11, 2015

stickum

Noun: the paper and glue residue left behind when you try to peel off a label or price tag.

Johnny: Did you get that present for my mom?
Ann: Yes, but when i took off the price tag, there was a lot of stickum left behind.
Johnny: My Mom will hate this!

stickum by chris stroh January 29, 2008

stickcum 

1. The sperm that has not fully come out of your penis and when you go to pee you see some sperm come out with your pee that has stuck inside the shaft of your cock.

2. Cum stuck in shaft of your dick that become visible when peeing.

3. Jizz and pee mixed when you piss because it was stuck in your shaft.

GUY: "God damnit dude I almost couldn't even pee because I had stickcum in my cock!"

FRIEND OF GUY: "Should of pissed right after you hooked up with that chick then."

stickcum by davekicker31 July 1, 2009

Sticktim 

Unattractive people: Victims of a beating by 'the ugly stick'.

Poor thing, that girl that we passed was a sticktim: Her face could make babies cry. In fact, she went back for seconds.

Sticktim by mister sharkey April 17, 2009

sticktuitiveness 

A word used by people with a limited vocabulary, specifically those unaware of the existence of the word "persistence", to mean "persistence"

I received massive blunt force trauma to the head, and forgot the word that "sticktuitiveness" replaced.

sticktuitiveness by derpderpderp June 7, 2009

Sticktuitiveness 

The ability to stick with it.

Ethan has sticktuitiveness, he is able to stick with it.

Sticktuitiveness by Honorificabilitudinitatibus12 September 15, 2018

Stickum

Mayonnaise, especially when used as a lubricant for dry sandwich ingredients

Lisa thought the sandwich was fine -- until she saw the layer of stickum coating the bread, immediately transforming the sandwich into a repugnant thing.

Stickum by Earthquakepills July 22, 2008