Stewie Griffin is a smart baby that is in Family Guy a hilarious show. He does have a football shaped head though. I love it when he says
" What the deuce??!!"
" What the deuce??!!"
by Petergriffin#awesome December 5, 2017
bitch stewie died
by Thedrizzle1 November 18, 2009
i was sitting in the front line of the strip club, i wanted a lappy (lap dance) but all i had was a stewie diver
by Howard C Bonapart January 19, 2010
the act of walking around in public while pulling out your nose hairs and indiscriminately flicking them about.
by lonerangeroo December 5, 2011
The baby with dreams of world domination and awkward homoerotic hints. His football shaped head possibly shows he is the kid from Hey Arnold! as a baby. Stewie is the child of Peter and Lois Griffin on the show Family Guy. He is best known for trying to kill his mother.
by HighVoltage900 April 11, 2006
spelt G-R-I-F-F-I-N....nt griffon...duuuh
youngest member of the Griffin family, with the one goal - world domination and killing his mother lois - most of the time they don't work.
(sorry the nxt bit is so long, i lke stewie and know a few quotes!!!)
youngest member of the Griffin family, with the one goal - world domination and killing his mother lois - most of the time they don't work.
(sorry the nxt bit is so long, i lke stewie and know a few quotes!!!)
"Ok, ok. I've got it, I've got it. If you cooked any more slowly, you wouldn't need an egg timer. You'd need an egg calendar. Oh, that's right. I went there."
"I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up.""
Olivia: You are the weakest link, goodbye. ------
Stewie: Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!
"I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up.""
Olivia: You are the weakest link, goodbye. ------
Stewie: Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!
by Ali August 21, 2004
Stewie griffin is the youngest member of the griffin family of Quahog, Rhode island from the popular FOX TV serires family guy.
Stewie has an evil personality which is said to have been induced by his mother Lois smoking Marijuana while she was pregnant with him. His scary almost British accent is known as an evil Rex Harrison.
He is intent on world domination and the extermination of his mother, but also plans to kill many other people once he rules the world.
Stewie has an evil personality which is said to have been induced by his mother Lois smoking Marijuana while she was pregnant with him. His scary almost British accent is known as an evil Rex Harrison.
He is intent on world domination and the extermination of his mother, but also plans to kill many other people once he rules the world.
Lois Griffin: Come on stewie eat your broccoli here comes the airplane.
(knocks the broccoli off the fork and across the table)
Stewie Griffin: Damn you! Damn the broccoli! and damn the Wright brothers!!!
(knocks the broccoli off the fork and across the table)
Stewie Griffin: Damn you! Damn the broccoli! and damn the Wright brothers!!!
by Pinkfishe August 2, 2006