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steveless Tee 

A turtle neck or mock turtle neck with the sleeves cut off. The person wearing this tee typicaly has a phobia of anything (collar of a shirt) touching his neck. The sleeves are cut off it help cool the wearer do to the extra material in the neck area.
I saw steve wearing a steveless tee the other day under his uniform shirt.
steveless Tee by Teve-o August 15, 2010
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Steveland Creamer 

The act of jizzing into a scalding hot cup of tea and throwing it on one's significant other during sexual intercourse.
Enter Callum

Callum: Hey, how's it going?

Chardonnay: U fuckin' wot m8? I'll shank yer Nan out front Tesco. I'll fuk her up, u fuckin' CANT. I'll give 'er a steveland creamer.

Callum: . . .Oh, okay then. Good talk . . .
Steveland Creamer by Kaerindael December 18, 2014

steveleboss 

Husband of futicraft
Man I wish I was steveleboss
steveleboss by Bernie jacobson December 15, 2020

stevereno 

If you’re a guy you want to be a Stevereno, if you’re a woman you want to be around one. So sensitive he’ll hold your hair back while you puke, even if it’s in his own car.
I’ve had boyfriends, what I want, what I need is a Stevereno!
stevereno by TheZackmancommeth October 7, 2019

Steveland Cleamer

Attempting to define words from the urban dictionary after consuming too many drinks.
"Yo homie. You are wrecked! It's cleveland steamer, not steveland cleamer. Steveland Cleamer is my accountant. Word"

Steveless 

We now live in the jobsless and steveless world
Steveless by Mike October 6, 2011

Steveland Cleamer

n. The inverse act of the acclaimed Cleveland Steamer.

The sexual act by which the pooper defecates while down on their hands and knees and the poopee approaches from behind, rolling their chest on the pooper's buttox in order to spread the feces on themselves. The result is mashed poop.
Dick had White Castle last night. Jane wants to get down and dirty. Dick gives Jane a Steveland Cleamer. Jane is filthy.