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The act of jizzing into a scalding hot cup of tea and throwing it on one's significant other during sexual intercourse.
Enter Callum

Callum: Hey, how's it going?

Chardonnay: U fuckin' wot m8? I'll shank yer Nan out front Tesco. I'll fuk her up, u fuckin' CANT. I'll give 'er a steveland creamer.

Callum: . . .Oh, okay then. Good talk . . .
#semen #tea #chav #cleveland #steamer #cleveland steamer #u #fucking #fuckin' #wot #mate #m8 #callum #chardonnay #sex #sexual #position #sexual position #steveland #creamer
by Kaerindael December 18, 2014
Named after famed hip-hop R&B artist, Stevie Wonder (Stevland Hardaway Morris), the Steveland Creamer is when a man ejaculates on a woman's eyes, rendering her temporarily blind.
"Damn that guy I went home with last night totally pulled a Steveland Creamer on me, I couldn't see for 10 minutes!"
#facial #cumshot #moneyshot #ejaculate #blowjob
by BalderdashBrewer November 11, 2013
1.) The diarrhea one gets from drinking too much coffee.

2.) Flavoring ones coffee with diarrhea.
1.) I shouldn't have drank that 8 shot eye-opener from the coffee shop, I got some bad Steveland Creamer.

2.) Tomorrow my boss is getting his coffee with a nutty hint of Steveland Creamer.
#poo #shit #defecation #diarrhea #doody
by TheMaimMan September 03, 2012
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