noun. A shy, cute, funny, smart, caring and sweet guy. Probably is tall, strong, quite charming and likes to slack off. Favorite color is green and enjoys paintball. Past the nervousness, he has a good sense of humor and you can talk to him about anything. He has a cute smile that you won't forget. Everyone enjoys his company and can't get enough of Steve.
In short: He is a really great guy and it isn't hard to get along with him.
Don't be mean to Steve! He is a really good guy!

Steve is so nice.
by I'm All Smiles July 19, 2011
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Steve (short for Steven/Stephen) is a name associated with power and awesomeness.
An Australian male with the name Steve should be praised constantly.
Historians have noted that the name derives from a line of kings, sports stars and top blokes.
It has been noted that philosophers in the mould of Nostradamus and Albert Einstein have stated that the name Steve should be put away because it would be difficult for any young male to have such a burden placed on their shoulders.
However this theory was rebuked by the AOS (Association of Steve's) who correctly suggested that once a child is named Steve they can automatically take upon such a mantle, as with the name they are the recipient of much greatness, authority and laid-backednesss.
Parents who embed their children with this hallowed name shall receive an all round champ of a son for their knowledgeable choice.
My name is Steve
All hail Steve, the almighty

by Jake Marsh April 23, 2007
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The name given to all those people who seem to dazzle everyone with their expert knowledge on every subject known to man. There is none that can compare to Steve. There isn't a subject on Earth that Steve hasn't mastered. There isn't a question that Steve cannot answer. One who is a remarkably intelligent individual. Steve is not allowed to participate in game shows that requires general knowledge, ie, Jeopardy. Ordinary individuals tend to feel small and insignificant in the presence of a Steve. It's only natural to feel that way because not only are Steves incredibly smart, they are all talented and quite gifted in every aspect of life, including music and fine arts. Steves also have the most incredible physique. When one meets a Steve, they have to wonder if he could possibly be real, because that kind of perfection doesn't exist among ordinary men. Steves make Greek Gods look like fat, short, bald, toothless old men. A Steve will never realize how magnificent he is because they are all very humble and modest and they are not aware of the power they possess.
A person trying to figure out a solution to an extremely difficult problem-"Where is Steve when you need him?"

In a crowded public place when a person collapses while clutching their chest, a bystander calls out, "Is there a Steve in the house, please, we need a Steve immediately!"

One who is trying to impress others by putting on airs may hear-"Who do you think you are? Steve? Not hardly."

Many people wear Superman pajamas to bed. Superman wears Steve pajamas.
by Steve63 February 11, 2010
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the invisible ninja-zebra that eats sugar and jumps on the couch
Steve is a zebra. he's invisible.
by J-J-J-JILES November 12, 2010
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A man who uses his own anus as a tax shelter
Man, Steve really hates the state...
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Steve Makes Sandwiches for a Living, also He's Bald.
by tex1836 October 23, 2019
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