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22.
Steve is a man who will indeed break your heart. Take it from me, I've dated three of them. They seem fantastic until you let them into your heart...then it's all downhill from there.
Every song about heartbreak is about a guy named Steve.
by NolongerloveSteve May 29, 2011
 
23.
A special drunk alter ego ("friend") you bring to party's that acts like a dickhead and gets aggressive for no reason. Can also be extremely loud and a general pain in the arse.
Yeah Tim was pretty wasted last night he brought out his friend Steve.
by Ginge1234 February 12, 2011
 
24.
A Steve is someone who looks like everyone else, with no individuality. Based on the default avatar in Minecraft.
I'm so tired of leggings, boots and long straight hair. Girls today are such Steves.
by KilltheBunny July 20, 2014
 
25.
To be in the way of others and bothering them, even if you know more about the things they are trying to do. Also a reference to aqua teen hunger forces Steve.
hey guys you should do that this way.........
get the fuck out the way STEVE!
by deathspard3 June 27, 2011
 
26.
The man you wished you'd never had kids with. The most sullen, morose, grim, glum ex to walk the earth.

This man can even turn a happy lady into a miserable mess. Avoid all face to face contact and communicate only by text message if possible .

Steve has not even a glimmer of friendliness or a scrap of nice ness.
Friend - you look mad.

Ex - Steve.

Friend - aah of course i should have guessed.....i met a Steve last weekend but obviously am never seeing him again.
by bentleybird July 18, 2014
 
27.
After the death of Steve Jobs the Adjective "Steve" has been added to the urban dictionary.

Since most people own an Apple product you can compare the amount of "Steve" you've got by how many Apple products you've got.

Steve is to be compared to the known expressions as "Swag, Steeze"
"Awh, bro! You got so much Steve I can't believe you're such rich ass motherfucker!"

"Ey yo, bitch! Check my Steve!"

"Sup' Bro just got my new HTC phone check it out!"
- "Shit holmes, that shit dosen't flow with Steve"
by Oble-MXII October 06, 2011
 
28.
noun. A shy, cute, funny, smart, caring and sweet guy. Probably is tall, strong, quite charming and likes to slack off. Favorite color is green and enjoys paintball. Past the nervousness, he has a good sense of humor and you can talk to him about anything. He has a cute smile that you won't forget. Everyone enjoys his company and can't get enough of Steve.
In short: He is a really great guy and it isn't hard to get along with him.
Don't be mean to Steve! He is a really good guy!

Steve is so nice.
by I'm All Smiles July 19, 2011