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A special drunk alter ego ("friend") you bring to party's that acts like a dickhead and gets aggressive for no reason. Can also be extremely loud and a general pain in the arse.
Yeah Tim was pretty wasted last night he brought out his friend Steve.
by Ginge1234 February 12, 2011
A person who, no matter what amazing thing is happening around them in the real world, would rather stare mindlessly into the dull glow of an iPhone.

Derived from the name of the man who was responsible for the technology behind this terrible and worrisome phenomenon, the late Steve Jobs.
While riding along in the car on a cross-country trip, Ryan looked over at his brother Andrew who was playing Candy Crush on his phone. Ryan motioned to Drew and exclaimed "oh my god, look at that river right now; it's so gorgeous!" Drew, being the Steve that he is, paid no mind to the river and continued playing Candy Crush.

Ryan was displeased.
by Wyatt of Idaho January 02, 2014
To be in the way of others and bothering them, even if you know more about the things they are trying to do. Also a reference to aqua teen hunger forces Steve.
hey guys you should do that this way.........
get the fuck out the way STEVE!
by deathspard3 June 27, 2011
A Steve is someone who looks like everyone else, with no individuality. Based on the default avatar in Minecraft.
I'm so tired of leggings, boots and long straight hair. Girls today are such Steves.
by KilltheBunny July 20, 2014
noun. A shy, cute, funny, smart, caring and sweet guy. Probably is tall, strong, quite charming and likes to slack off. Favorite color is green and enjoys paintball. Past the nervousness, he has a good sense of humor and you can talk to him about anything. He has a cute smile that you won't forget. Everyone enjoys his company and can't get enough of Steve.
In short: He is a really great guy and it isn't hard to get along with him.
Don't be mean to Steve! He is a really good guy!

Steve is so nice.
by I'm All Smiles July 19, 2011
1. Best guy in the world
2. Sweet, cute, smart, nice, talented, amazing, K o G
3. One who knows how to make others smile
I feel like the luckiest person alive, because I have a Steve by my side.
by dfnsdf kjdnfj July 08, 2011
The man you wished you'd never had kids with. The most sullen, morose, grim, glum ex to walk the earth.

This man can even turn a happy lady into a miserable mess. Avoid all face to face contact and communicate only by text message if possible .

Steve has not even a glimmer of friendliness or a scrap of nice ness.
Friend - you look mad.

Ex - Steve.

Friend - aah of course i should have guessed.....i met a Steve last weekend but obviously am never seeing him again.
by bentleybird July 18, 2014