An intelligent, sexy, well rounded guy. Can be shy at times, but is liked by mostly everyone. He is laid back, but is a natural born determined leader. He is ambitious, but is also prone to laziness. A Steve is often labeled as arrogant, but when you get to really know him, you'll find out he's just timid. Steves are nurturers, protectors, and appreciators of humanity. As lovers, Steves are intimately affectionate, passionate and intense,so make sure you fasten your seat belt! A Steve will quickly learn which buttons to press, when & where; and rapidly understand your body's language of pleasure. Steves are adored by women, and are prone to promiscuity, so unless you a person of equal wit and intelligence good luck keeping them interested! A Steve can also be very mistrusting and unforgiving of others, and to shy observers, can come off as cold-hearted and intimidating.
Wow, the guy can only be a Steve!

Wait. Here comes Steve, he'll know what to do, he always does.

"Why didn't you go out with that guy?"

"Because he's a Steve."

"Ahhh, good call you could never keep up with a Steve."

"Exactly!!"
by sadlyincapable1234 September 23, 2010

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The bees' knees. A Steve is the coolest guy around especially if he's fat. Girls love him even if he's not atractive.
Girl 1: that guy looks pretty ugly
Girl 2: doesn't matter he's a Steve
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A special drunk alter ego ("friend") you bring to party's that acts like a dickhead and gets aggressive for no reason. Can also be extremely loud and a general pain in the arse.
Yeah Tim was pretty wasted last night he brought out his friend Steve.
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A sexy ass dominican kid with curly hair and a nice body
Lexi garcia:yeo look at that kid hes ohdee sey
Maria: yea i know thats what we call a steve
Lexi garcia:he dominican?
Maria:yea
Lei garcia:hmm im boutta pipe
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an epic ninja monkey who in the mornings is a top class preditor and in the afternoons is a top class ninja/skator...he usualy hangs out with the raddest fucking crew you will ever know. hes a beast at parkour and likes tits...did i mention he gets pussy alot and knows how to take apart a m16 and reassemble it in 15.6 seconds
wyatt-im looking for someone awesome
soren- your looking for steve... i hear hes the shit
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After the death of Steve Jobs the Adjective "Steve" has been added to the urban dictionary.

Since most people own an Apple product you can compare the amount of "Steve" you've got by how many Apple products you've got.

Steve is to be compared to the known expressions as "Swag, Steeze"
"Awh, bro! You got so much Steve I can't believe you're such rich ass motherfucker!"

"Ey yo, bitch! Check my Steve!"

"Sup' Bro just got my new HTC phone check it out!"
- "Shit holmes, that shit dosen't flow with Steve"
by Oble-MXII October 06, 2011

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Used for when you do not want to give away the name of your boyfriend but you want to designate that it is a person and not just a BOB.
Girl 1: BOB gave me a run for my money last night.
Girl 2: I don't need BOB as often anymore because I now have a Steve. BOB is only needed when Steve is out of town.
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A man who is overweight. Always wanting food and eating too much.
Steve eats subway before breakfast lunch and dinner.
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