STEPJOB
The act of vomiting on ones face, then rubbing your dick on their face and having them lick the vomit off of your dick.
Get the STEPJOB mug.
Stepjohn
The guy who isn't your dad, that your mom is long term dating, but you don't call dad, who probably isn't going to marry your mom, and you're probably not going to call dad if he did. He appears at the prospect of free rent and free reign in a home he did nothing to build, usually a few years in the wake of your mom's divorce. The diametric byproduct of departure by, and equivalent evil to, the Deadbeat Dad.
Contraction of Step Parent and John, to denote the awkward dynamic of a random dude that you owe nothing to suddenly guiding the life decisions of the only family member you somewhat concern for the well being of.
Hobbies Include:
Drinking/Drugging with your mom
Not having/keeping a job
Unearned familiarity
Appearing to have no friends or family in the area besides your mom
Not in contact with his own kids
Banging your mom
Contraction of Step Parent and John, to denote the awkward dynamic of a random dude that you owe nothing to suddenly guiding the life decisions of the only family member you somewhat concern for the well being of.
Hobbies Include:
Drinking/Drugging with your mom
Not having/keeping a job
Unearned familiarity
Appearing to have no friends or family in the area besides your mom
Not in contact with his own kids
Banging your mom
"Hey dude can I crash and play some video games at your house tonight? Stepjohn came back to my place with a half gallon of vodka from scrapping batteries and I just don't wanna deal with them tonight"
Stepjohn by Partial Recall July 1, 2019
Related Words
Hot n' Chunky Stewjob
This is the act of throwing up warm chunky vomit onto a partners genitals during oral sex. As disgusting as it sounds, surely there are people out there (like those into shit porn) who enjoy this. It is generally an accidental act triggered by a gag reflex or perhaps a very yeasty vag, but may be used purposely as an act of revenge or spite.
EX1. Bill only wanted a BJ from Steph, but she ended up giving him more than he asked for, a nice hot n' chunky stewjob.
EX2. Steve was all hyped up to eat out Jill's axe wound but the bitch was so dirty he gave her a hot n chunky stewjob before he even touched his tongue to it.
EX2. Steve was all hyped up to eat out Jill's axe wound but the bitch was so dirty he gave her a hot n chunky stewjob before he even touched his tongue to it.
Hot n' Chunky Stewjob by N8RZ March 18, 2013
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026