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the Stennis way 

to be thrust into a situation for which you are totally unequipped.

Originally from "Ernest Goes to Camp" - Counselor Stennis teaches the boys to swim by throwing them into the water and saying "You're going to learn to swim the Stennis way!"

Can be used to describe any sort of situation you're thrown into without preperation.
"my math teacher sucks - all he does is teach the Stennis way!"
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Counselor Stennis 

The villainous camp counselor (played by Eddy Schumacher) in the inspirational 1987 film, Ernest Goes to Camp.
"You're going to learn to swim, the Stennis way!"
Counselor Stennis by DomPij March 19, 2005

Stannis The Mannis 

Stannis Baratheon, The one true king of the seven kingdoms, the warrior of light, the grammar nazi, the ham.

AKA:

The daughter-burning, brother-slaying, priest-fucking son of a gun.

Old tales say that once you see him in front of you, you start feeling the urge to bend the knee.
"Dany is so boring, we need The Mannis back in our lives! "

*When there's only one slice of pizza left*
-I AM STANNIS THE MANNIS AND THIS IS MINE BY RIGHT.

*When your wife questions your financial decisions*
-Are you really going to waste hundreds of dollars on THAT?
-Thousands.

+Do you know what Stannis said when Ser Davos told him he was going to have less fans if he kept burning people alive?
-No
+Fewer.
The Act Of Taking out your p*nis and slapping it on the table
PDB stenised while at a dinner party
stenis by Michael Goldberg February 5, 2004

women's tennis 

A huge spectators sports in which girls jump up and down and grunt in skin-tight clothes.
I like watching women's tennis.
women's tennis by JOHNSON October 19, 2003
A person who you dont deem fit to abused by a proper name so therfore you call them a slennis, can also be abreviated to slen.

Can also be used as a light insult to friends and family when there being thick as fuck.
Phillip and Jack are walking and they spot an old man brushing his hair with a shoe coverd in shit. Phillip says to Jack look at the state of that fucking slennis.

James's friend matt is asleep with the hoover in his bed. James find him takes a picture and puts on facebook taggs it and puts a caption look at that slennis.
Slennis by Otter boy August 3, 2009

Shennise 

The name of a girl who is beautiful, strong, and intelligent. One who is easy to fall in love with but impossible to let go. She is funny, exciting, and enthusiastic. Shennise is a sexy stylish girl to attract the boys. She loves to laugh and has an infectious smile. Shennise will put on a badass don't give a shit about anything woaaa why is she such a bitch attitude, but is actually a sweetheart. Men will easily fall in love with such beauty.
"Dude, i met this girl last night and i think im in love..."
"She's prolly a Shennise"
Shennise by mark22041 August 29, 2012