stealth moose 

a female that looks tempting from afar but is 'a horse-frightener' when viewed up close. see 'trick dog'. Related to 'lager beauty'

When I saw her through the pub window buying chips i had to go and chat her up but she turned out to be a stealth moose

stealth moose by churdler April 4, 2003

stealth moose 

stealth moose is when you are in a bar and you think you see a good looking lass and when you get close you notice see is a monster.

"look over there at that stealth moose"

stealth moose by french Noodle May 23, 2007

StealthyMoose 

A fabulous and stealthy person who can sneak around, make silly noises, and loves chicken. Generally super funny and great at owning noobs.

OMG UR SUCH A StealthyMoose!

StealthyMoose by unicorniafabulouse October 2, 2016