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stealin' mice

The act of taking ones virginity.

In Regards to someone leaving a company.

Double N to Snazzy Mike: Are you going to 'steal her mouse' when she leaves?
Loud Nicole to both: What the hell does 'stealin' mice' have to do with her leaving the company? Is that some sort of slang for taking someone’s virginity?

Snazzy Mike to Loud Nicole: I have to give some girl from the Orlando office a ride to the dinner tonight.
Loud Nicole to Snazzy Mike: Are you planning on stealing her mouse? You should definitely wear a mousetrap!
stealin' mice by Loud Nicole January 8, 2008
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Stealin' Elbows 

When you are making macaroni and someone tries to steal some elbow macaroni before it's ready to be served.
YO! Don't be stealin' elbows! Shit ain't done yet.

stealin your cocamo 

when you make someone look bad when they think they're hot.
jenny totally stole lea's cocamo talking about her exboy in front of sam.
stealin your cocamo by jimmy lou December 29, 2003

They be stealin' my bucket 

Jimmy: Give me your I-pod
Barry: no
Jimmy: fine, I'll just take it
Barry: oh ta noes, they be stealin' my bucket!

'tis the season, for the stealin' 

A period of time beginning shortly after Halloween and ending immediately after the new year during which otherwize economically challenged citizens forceably 'take' from the wealthy in order to finance their holiday cheer.
Damn! Some dude in a white panel van pulled up to our house at 10am and loaded up all our computers, televisions and jewelery...know what the cops said?
'Tis the season, for the stealin'...be happy you weren't home.

noooo they be stealin' my bucket

An exclamation used to imply distress at somebody's taking of a personal belonging.
"Dude, that guy just ran off with your wallet!"

"Noooo they be stealin' my bucket!!!!!"

no they be stealin my bucket

To have something that causes joy or happines taken from you
Based off a popular picture of a walrus with a bucket with a caption saying "I has a bucket", then another picture where the bucket is being taken away from it by its keeper with the caption "No they be stealin my bucket".

Also know as a lolrus or lolcat