steak knife tuesday

How you feel after nights out as you get older... Go out Saturday night, hungover Sunday, still rough Monday... Suicidal by Tuesday as you still feel horrific

"nah mate can't go out this weekend, got a meeting Tuesday"
"Tuesday?!"
"yea man I cant cope with another steak knife Tuesday"

steak knife tuesday by Lmlmoololol December 4, 2013

steak knife hits 

while being severely impaired one loser says "let's take knife hits." the other loser misunderstands him and says "what is a steak knife hit?"

albert, go turn on the stove, it's time took steak knife hits.

steak knife hits by REV. JIM "JONESTOWN" JONES October 7, 2006

Shove a Steak Knife In My Cliteras 

A Slang term for when Someone Messes uo or needs to express something very similar to "fuck me"

*Hurts Hand*

Ow Shove a Steak Knife In My Cliteras!

Shove a Steak Knife In My Cliteras by Qtron15 April 27, 2021

alabama steak knife 

When you're having sex with your little sister, because you live in alabama, but you need to cut her open, because her vagina is too small for your whopping penis.

Bill- I bangin my sister the other day and I need to do an Alabama steak knife.

alabama steak knife by Bigpoppa6969 May 15, 2016

You Ar Eonly Allowed TO Stab Non-Consensually ANda Conincentially WIth A Steak Knife Because It Looks Like Teeth 

You Ar Eonly Allowed TO Stab Non-Consensually ANda Conincentially WIth A Steak Knife Because It Looks Like Teeth

You Ar Eonly Allowed TO Stab Non-Consensually ANda Conincentially WIth A Steak Knife Because It Looks Like Teeth

You Ar Eonly Allowed TO Stab Non-Consensually ANda Conincentially WIth A Steak Knife Because It Looks Like Teeth by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

steak knifing 

When some one attempts to shave their pubic hair without properly "pre shaving" (i.e. trim, shaving cream, etc.) resulting in a bad rash - just like if you try shaving with a steak knife.

"Ross was steak knifing and got a terrible rash"

steak knifing by Bill McGlone June 24, 2007

steak knives 

1. the gift one receives after hooking up with 5 guys in the same fraternal organization
2. a title that one assumes after hooking up with 5 guys in the same fraternal organization

"she hooked up with *** last night, thats her fifth beta. she's got steak knives!"

steak knives by Rebecca Feldman November 15, 2007