by leinad ttogib February 20, 2009
You seem pretty scared of catching swine flu for someone who's not remotely scared of catching STDs.
Thats because STDs are way more fun to get.
Thats because STDs are way more fun to get.
by ewry January 5, 2010
A sexually transmitted disease. Can be contracted through breast milk, blood, body tissue, using dirty needles, but mainly sex. Using a condom dramatically lowers your chances of contracting an std. Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, and Syphilis are some of the most common in the united states (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, 2008), but by far the most common is HPV; 1 in 4 people have it. Some stds are curable, and some, like HIV/AIDS and Herpes are not. It is estimated that every year, 1 in 4 teens contracts an std (American Social Health Association, 2006), so watch who you sleep with! Also, stds can cause serious harm to your body in the long-run, so get yourself tested/treated.
Most common stds, their symptoms, and if curable in the United States (Elizabeth Bolskey, PhD, 2009).
1. Chlamydia- Pain during sex, discharge. Curable.
2. Gonorrhea- Painful urination, often no symptoms. Treatable
3. Syphilis- Lesions (holes in skin) on penis/vagina/rectum. Curable.
4. Mycoplasma Genetalium- no symptoms, can cause infertility. Treatable.
5. Trichomoniasis- Frothy vaginal discharge, itching, odor. Treatable.
6. Crabs/Pubic Lice- little bugs/eggs visible on genetalia, intense itching. Curable.
7. Scabies- Incredibly itchy rash. Spread by skin-on-skin contact. Curable.
8. Human Papiloma Virus - No symptoms/cervical cancer/genital warts. Treatable.
9. HIV/AIDS - supresses immune system so basically any disease/virus can get in. Intense treatment.
10. Herpes - sores. treatable.
1. Chlamydia- Pain during sex, discharge. Curable.
2. Gonorrhea- Painful urination, often no symptoms. Treatable
3. Syphilis- Lesions (holes in skin) on penis/vagina/rectum. Curable.
4. Mycoplasma Genetalium- no symptoms, can cause infertility. Treatable.
5. Trichomoniasis- Frothy vaginal discharge, itching, odor. Treatable.
6. Crabs/Pubic Lice- little bugs/eggs visible on genetalia, intense itching. Curable.
7. Scabies- Incredibly itchy rash. Spread by skin-on-skin contact. Curable.
8. Human Papiloma Virus - No symptoms/cervical cancer/genital warts. Treatable.
9. HIV/AIDS - supresses immune system so basically any disease/virus can get in. Intense treatment.
10. Herpes - sores. treatable.
by Count Dracler December 7, 2009
by Broken Lizzard May 4, 2006
Acronym for "Stomach to Tit Differential"
A rating system by which the females breasts are judged by the relation to their own stomach.
*As made famous by Cicchelli "the Bull"*
A rating system by which the females breasts are judged by the relation to their own stomach.
*As made famous by Cicchelli "the Bull"*
I.E. Due to Pamela Andersons tiny waist, she has great STD.
on the complete opposite end of the spectrum, despite her wealth and use of the word "Va Jay Jay", Oprah Winfreys stomach makes her have bad STD
on the complete opposite end of the spectrum, despite her wealth and use of the word "Va Jay Jay", Oprah Winfreys stomach makes her have bad STD
by HarryTwatter April 28, 2008
After Jon have sex with Tom, they both got STD, because they found out they should have sex with the oppose sex.
by aznfromhk December 20, 2005
santa transmitted diseases
by poopy pingu April 23, 2010