STD
Stanky Twat Disease
Jeff fucked Sarah even though she suffered from STD....a lot.
by leinad ttogib February 20, 2009
STD
To Smoke, Thizz, and Drink.
-Smoke: To smoke Marijuana
-Thizz: To take Exstasy

Nate: "Ay man are you gonna STD at the party tonight?"
Doug: "Yeah, I'm down to get fucked up!! How about you?"
Nate: "Nah, I'm only gonna smoke and drink!"
by alysseeezy! July 24, 2008
std
santa transmitted diseases
i wanted to give santa some milk and cookies but ended up with an std
by poopy pingu April 23, 2010
STD
an abbreviation of 'Sean's Tiny Dick'
a pathetic human being, who sends pornographic images of his microscopic penis to females and assumes they get sexually aroused by it, when really, there is nothing there to sexually excite them...
STD

Female: "OMG! EEWWW! WTF! THIS FREAK SENT ME A NAKED PICTURE OF HIMSELF!"

Female's Boyfriend: "WTF? IM GONNA KILL HIM!!"

Boyfriend's Friend: "There's no need to kill him, because there is nothing to be jealous about... he hasn't got anything there to be able to do anything to your girl ;)"
by lukkeeyy December 02, 2010
STD
Acronym for "Stomach to Tit Differential"

A rating system by which the females breasts are judged by the relation to their own stomach.

*As made famous by Cicchelli "the Bull"*
I.E. Due to Pamela Andersons tiny waist, she has great STD.

on the complete opposite end of the spectrum, despite her wealth and use of the word "Va Jay Jay", Oprah Winfreys stomach makes her have bad STD
by HarryTwatter April 28, 2008
STD
to smoke pot, drink alcohol and take thizz pills at the same time
friend: lets go to a party!!
you: are we gonna std??
friend: hell yeah!
by alyssalicious May 29, 2007
Small talking device
*Cell phone rings* Oh, dude I gotta answer my S.T.D.!
by Cassie... January 18, 2011

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