StatUps: slang.... constant status updates posted by an individual on multiple social networks and most likely using more than one device to do so.
"omg!!! u c bs statups? smh"

Sam's friends began to worry when his StatUps changed at 27 minute intervals
by To dye for April 27, 2010
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"statup" is the conjunction of "status update," used when referring an update of one's status on online social networking/profile sites such as Facebook and myspace.
Hold my beer for me; this shit is too funny, and I need to change my statup on my iphone.
by R66 August 20, 2010
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