|1.||staten island boy|
The typical staten island boy is the type of boy who spends more than a half hour on his hair... who thinks he is gods gift to earth... who uses the word bro, pronounced brah... who drives around in his car trying to pick up those great typical staten island girls... who are typically defined as wangsters, wiggas, and or guidos... boys who think that smoking pot is the coolest thing to do on a friday night...who need to grow up... and more or less, boys who need a reality check
The Staten Island Boy driving down the block couldnt have been more white, so why was he blasting DMX and have fake gold chains on?
|2.||staten island girl|
wow, seriously you have to get a life if you take the time to write and say bad things about staten island girls, like seriously.i'm a staten girl and holy shittttt!!! guess what i'm not organge, yeah i wanna be tan do i want to look like a ghost? NO! wow people shop at foxy ladyy!! oh my godd! its just another store in the mall. get real.now for the steryotype "slutty" just stop, like there arent sluts out there on your neighborhood, not everyone is a slut, im an average staten island girl i dont scrunch my hair i truly dont know who does anymore idont straighten it i blow it it out so there goes that steryotype, ohh and i'm in the shcoloars at school , a lot of kids are, not everyone are dumbasses, i bet there stupider kids where you live. andd ohhh for myy favorite subjecttt!!! accents i'm proud to say i have an accent i say chawclate, people in jersey dont know how to say water right soo shutt yourr mouthss. i bet you have an accent its not that you dont know how to talk right its just the way you were brought up and where you live. kayy?? so get that straight. well i hope i've gotten it through your head that staten island is the best! and stop saying shittt about ittt. ohh and for the people who live here and say bad shit thats low, i mean you live here, your deffinelty one of the people you've described. kayy?more...
|3.||Staten Island Girl|
I would like to say that all Staten Island girls are not the same. I am not like the stereotypes. Yes, I was born on Staten Island. And yes I own a couple coach bags. And a Northface. But why is that a bad thing. Coach is very popular. So is The North Face brand. So why is liking these things so stereotypical. If I went to Connecticut and was wearing my Coach bag and my Northface and straightened my hair.. would everyone whisper to eachother.. oh, i think she is one of those staten island girls. I don't think so. So why is it so important to try and put us down. Because I take pride in what I look like I got to be called trashy. How does that make sense. But on the other hand. If I didn't straighten my hair.. and had an ugly bag from Walmart. And no jacket. You people with all your negative opinions would still have something to say. right... you would probably say hey look at this dirtbag.. where is she from.. lets talk shit about her because she is not the same as all the other girls we talk shit about.. I don't get it. Are you mad because when you were 12 the pretty girls wouldn't talk to you??more...
You want to know what sucks.. I am a girl, living on Staten Island.. and because of all this trash talk. I can't be proud of where I come from. I never went tanning a day in my life. And I am 24. I have friends from both the north shore and the south. I don't pretend to be something I'm not. And I am Italian. But I don't think I can make "One phone call" and think you...
|4.||Staten Island Girl|
Located in the borough of Staten Island, she is best known for:
- Coach Bags
- Membership to The Tanning Loft or Hollywood tans
- Hair straitener
- Daddy's credit cards
- Daddy's car
- Known on a first name basis at the following stores:
- Velour suits
- Acrylic Nails
- The Accent
- Never stepped foot in the Barnes and Noble except for that one Starbucks emegency a few weeks ago.
This Staten Island Girl might also be seen with the Guido boyfriend. They can be located in "The Mall" parking lot on a Saturday morning.
Co-Worker: How do you like living in Staten Island?
Me: Its pretty decent, the neighborhood is great, schools are nice-
Co-worker: What about the Staten Island Girls?
Me: The city sends me a Coach bag everytime I hit one of them down.
Staten Island is the 5th borough also known as the"forgoten borough",with a population of 491,730, Staten Island is the least populated of the five boroughs.
Some things totally normal & common to Staten Island :
Hooking up near the atrium.
Hooking up at McDonalds.
Grinding at rollerjam.
People who drive always getting cut off.
MILFS who look more like muskrats.
Women who can't drive there big escalades,jeeps,&trucks for shit.
Girls with orange skin.
Over 90% of girls wear Bombshell bra's.
"PINK"sweatpants & UGGS
IM ONLY SAYING THIS BECAUSE I'VE LIVED HERE MY WHOLE LIFE,& KNOWS WHAT GOES ON,DON'T TALK SHIT UNLESS YOU LIVE HERE BECAUSE I'M FULL ITALIAN & DON'T DO ANY OF THE STUFF YOU SEE ON T.V & ON YOUTUBE IN SPOOFS.
SOME OF US,can have poofs,orange skin,"tawk lyke dwis new yawk".
AND SOME OF US can be totally chill & not do that.
WE ARE NOT ALL OF THE SAME,SOME OF US ARE STILL SANE.
2 girls who are from staten island (randomized)
Girl 1 :Hey gawl whassup???omgee did yu see dat gawls hair gwoss.com!!!
Girl 2:Hello,& yes i did.There's nothing wrong with it.
Girl 1:Uhm gawwl r u blind??i went up to dat b!tch andd tawd it mcdonalds french fries had less gwease den it!!Lyke i was juss bein honest im so real!!
Girl 2:I think her hair is fine,& to be honest your ugly.
*Girl 1 huffing,puffing bbming her friends what Girl 2 did*
|6.||Staten Island Douchebag|
Staten Island Douchebag - AKA - SIDBmore...
The definition of the large majority of young men and women from 16-30 years who live repetative, shallow lives that make up Staten Island.
SIDB's usually consist of dudes who:
- Get their nails and eyebrows done.
- Go to tanning salons.
- Drive their dad's expensive car.
- Have some kind of rediculously spikey hair style or a "fauxhawk"
- Wear tight jeans, pop their stupid collars up and love fist pumping in a bar or club.
- Take steriods and love cocaine.
- Very wiggerish.
- Enjoy freestyle and hip-hop music.
- In the gym they take up machines because they are more busy looking at their muscles, tanlines and talking on their cell phones.
- Were probably the most popular in high school so they live off that reputation till they are 25 and most likely will never amount to anything unless they are handed a job by a successful relative.
- Usually are loud mouthed 3rd or 4th generation Italian-Americans who know a friend, who knows a guy, who's uncle is connected, therefore they believe they are connected.
- Would never fight you unless 10 or 15 of his "boys" are around and you're by yourself.
- Probably are, were or want to pose for the FDNY calendar.
- Good chance fucked one of his male friends.
- Are the main reason the people at the Jersey Shore hate New Yorkers.
SIDB usually consist of girls who:
- Have orange face.
- Have the brightest teeth you ever seen.
- Put their hair in that stupid poof thing like pa...
A place where there is ALWAYS traffic on the staten island expressway, everyone has an attitude problem, the girls are mostly trash with the exception of a few, mostly everyone lives in connected town houses or condos and thinks their brand new altima's are the hottest thing. They think they are "italian" meanwhile they're "italian-american". I've been to italy and REAL italians are not like Staten Islanders. do yourself a favor if you're ever driving thru staten island KEEP MOVING. The people are garbage! Only if the ppl from staten island couldnt get off that island! ..but luckily enough their TOO POOR too travel anywhere else besides the jersey shore or brooklyn and maybe spring break if they save for months.. so dont worry the rest of the world is safe from them!!
staten island is horrible