stopwatch 

1. A time-keeping device.

2. A phallic innuendo originating from the Torchwood television series, a spin-off of Doctor Who.

---"You still got that stopwatch? I think we've got a few minutes before the student get themselves in here, and I'm curious as to exactly how many minutes that might amount to."

-"You can’t fully enjoy using a stopwatch in just five minutes.”

---"I suppose you may have a point there.But in that case you still owe me, best keep it about in your pants for later then, before we find reason for you to draw it out."

stopwatch by Gabriel Halifax &Trace Mayreen December 14, 2007

Starbitch 

n.: Someone who is addicted to, or can't get enough Starbucks Coffee.

"Braeden is such a starbitch, he gets a caramel machiato everyday."

Starbitch by Zach Sullens September 25, 2007

Sharwath 

Someone who is lanky, unsocial, prepubescent and/or mentally retarded. They have a tendency to stick to one comeback and that usually backfires in their face. You know your a Sharwath if you never leave the house, you count your cousins as your only one or two, or however many in that case, friends.You also have a tendency to talk really slow and walk around like a rooster, with wide struts and a bobbing up and down motion.

"anyone see chris recently, hes become a real sharwath lately"

Kyle:"Do you play World of War Craft at all"
John:"Uh no, what the hell do you think I am, Sharwath?"
Kyle:(anal voice)"HEY!"

Sharwath by kmfdm665attak December 12, 2008

chocolate starwasher

Another word for the a-hole, or chicken eye, or brown spider.

Mike had to sit on a pillow after taking a shit so large it streatched out it chocolate starwasher.

chocolate starwasher by z28 owner2 March 7, 2008

fadge-stratching 

Combines with the noun fadge to describe a variety of quimmets - the more crisp and dried on sort that suggest the female bearer maintains a low level of hygiene.
Such fadge-stratchings are removed by picking and itching the affilcted area.
A derogatory insult.

"Bertha's pussy so dirty, you cant see for the fadge-scratchings!"

" Piss off you dirty fadge-stratching!"

fadge-stratching by Sabs January 31, 2003

fadge-stratching 

A minted bit of pussy which is fair ragable

Get your fat fadge out you dirty rutter!

fadge-stratching by Pinter Cisbod May 9, 2003

Saswatch

A large, strong fellow that always has a keen awareness of time

Ask the big Saswatch over there, I bet he knows the best time to do what your thinking.

Saswatch by A friend of the Marks May 25, 2008