Startitis 

Startitis: noun - Repeatedly starting new projects while still having multiple uncompleted projects.

Melanie is plagued by startitis. She frequently starts knitting something new rather than finish her other incomplete projects.

Startitis by Fiber Fanatic January 8, 2015

smartitician 

One who is adept at smartitistics, or exhibits general smartitude. Can usually be distinguished by the use of big words, mad math skills, and typically some geeky association like physics clubs, chess clubs, or Nobel Laureates.

Guy: Hey Linus, let's go boozin!

Linus (the smartitician): Whilst an evening of inebriated debauchery and possible altercations over ambrosial brews might prove gladdening, I must season myself tonight for the chess championship this weekend then complete my dissertation proving String Theory.

Guy: Dude... you need to kill some brain cells.

smartitician by testicles...that is all December 31, 2007

statriotism 

sta.tri.o.ti.sm (STAY-tree-ah-ti-sm)
-noun

Loyalty or devotion to a state; as expressed by a statriot.

Smoking Winstons fills the North Carolina native with an overwhelming sense of statriotism.

statriotism by P, B, B, D & J May 4, 2007

Stareitis 

a dreadful condition in which a college student, upon learning of the impending due date of a project, proceeds to stare at said project for an indefinite period of time.

I wasn't able to complete my project because of my stareitis.

Stareitis by death-havoc December 9, 2012

scarzitis

Corzes peeple 2 tpye liek tihs an Scarz iz payshunt zeerow

i tpye liek dis cuz uv scarzitis

scarzitis by Rando.monium December 29, 2015

Startilization 

Not just just a revelation, or realization, it's an epiphany that's so momentous as to startle you as you think it or others as they hear it.

Sitting in his chair, it came to him in a startilization, knocking him off his feet.

When she heard the news the startilization rolled over her whole body throwing her into a fit of agony.

Startilization by scott allen schlange January 23, 2009

Saroitis 

1. An infection in the eye or the eye retna which causes the eyes to be confused when looking in one direction. One eye looks in the correct direction, the other looks completely opposite.

2. History has shown that you are able to contract saroitis in the legs if the disease spreads, the only way the disease can spread to the legs is if you have someone who suffers saroitis staring at your legs, or you have had a close physical encounter with a saroitis sufferer.

Doctor: "Hi there, unfortunately you have contracted saroitis in your right retna"

Patient: "What's that mean"

Doctor: "You have contracted a disease of the right retna of your eye which will cause a general lack of direction of the eye, one eye will go left, one eye will go right"

Patient: "Is it cureable?"

Doctor: "The cure is for you to close your eyes"

Patient: "But I ccca"

Doctor: "CLOSE YOUR EYES!"

Saroitis by NotoriousD.I.G June 17, 2009