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Touch Starved 

When one has the strong desire to be touched (not usually in a sexual way). Examples of touch are hugs, kisses, or just something simple as holding hands. Humans feel this desire due to the fact the body releases the hormone oxytocin during skin-on-skin contact. Without it, adults are more susceptible to depression and infants can have developmental problems or even die. This craving can be satisfied through a friend (if you're comfortable with affection, some platonic relationships are more hands off) or a partner.
Alex: Since I broke up with Taylor I've been so touch starved...
Andy: Wanna hug?

Alex: Yeah :)

*insert a cute hug here*

started from the bottom now we way up

he's the nigga driving fast and also _extendo_ boyfriend
-started from the bottom now we way up
-dude shut the fuck up

Cum starved

Man, she was on fire she was cum starved
Cum starved by Coral floral September 8, 2016
As opposed to the word 'standard' meaning average or common, Starndard (vocal emphasis being placed on the 'ar') is often used to indicate that something is terrific, noble or sublime.
Would you like a bit of my starndard sandwich?

Oh thanks. Wow, that is a seriously starndard sandwich!
Starndard by Mert Gowder May 4, 2011

Shit-stained schumacher 

disrespectful old bastard with crumbs in its moustache regardless of whether its a man or woman. They are terrified of everything except for their wagon (because it only goes 0.5 mph) In conclussion, a disrespectful faggot god dodger that is as miserable as sin and looks like it has a cactus lodged up its arse.
teenager 1: (to teenager 2) Look, a Shit-stained schumacher, don't ask what its had for breakfast, she's still got a cheerio in her moustache.

Starred up 

Starred Up is a term used in the UK to describe the early transfer of a criminal from a Young Offender Institution to an adult prison.
He's starred up
Starred up by merseysider July 29, 2014