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shaqueezle 

A replacement for any verb or adverb in a sentence to mask the original word’s meaning and/or to add a suggestive/humorous tone to the sentence.
“Matt, what were you just doing in the closet with Rebecca?”

“We were shaqueezling it up, what else?!”

“Aren't you supposed to be in class right now?”

“Yeah man, but I quietly shaqueezled my way out of the classroom and my teacher didn’t even notice!”
shaqueezle by Ponya December 19, 2020

Saque Flaque 

When you dick is so itchy, and you scratch it so much, your dick starts to flake skin. If enough saque flaque is produced, the dick will start to bleed profusely.
My dick was covered in saque flaque and blood.
Saque Flaque by B.A DanFonz December 25, 2010
The blooming of an almond tree
The Shaqued blossom in the spring is just as beautiful as the famous cherry blossom.
Shaqued by SnowCat February 20, 2013

Statue Toppler 

Someone who sees knocking down statues of morally questionable historical figures as productive in the fight for equality.
"Smoking Marijuana is Cultural Appropriation"
"Crikey! Statue Topplers, ay?"
Statue Toppler by Kizza7984 October 16, 2020

Statue of Reception 

when you're sending a text message and you lose the last bar of service and you raise your arm up like the Statue of Liberty in hopes of catching just enough signal to complete the text transaction.
Doug- DUDE! I'm sexting Jessica and I just lost service!
Tom- Put your arm in the air! Hurry!
Fred- Statue of Reception, nice.
Tom- Works every time..

Ter Statue

A german keeper that always stands still when a shot is being made. Every Shot on target= Goal
why did he not make an effort to save it. Because he's a ter statue
Ter Statue by iamloah November 30, 2021