StangBanger
StangBanger by ORRGoalie2012 November 19, 2010
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the stanggang
A group of over zealous losers who enjoy spending their friday nights in the parking lots of Wendys or Old Chigago pizzerias thinking they are the coolest thing to happen to the ford mustang in it's 48 year existence, when the harsh reality of it is that they are either A)gay, B)old, C)ugly, D)a complete tool, or E) all four.
The average stanggang member has a weakass mustang, possibly still lives with his/her parents and is for all intents and purposes... a complete asshat. They tend to recommend you to speed shops in the local area who like to completely fuck up your car and take all of your money, such as SnR Performance and Real Speed for example. Inreturn the moderators do not let anyone "bash" any of these "vendors" or speed shops due to their anti-drama policy, which inturn casuses anti-drama drama.
Despite having "high performance" cars they put down and bash street racing at any chance they get, as if none of them have ever done it. They prefer to run their slow ass cars on the dynos because supposedly "it's the same as racing" a quote made by one of their speed shop vendors. I guess that makes sense for them considering none of them actually know how to drive their cars. :faggotshit:
The average stanggang member has a weakass mustang, possibly still lives with his/her parents and is for all intents and purposes... a complete asshat. They tend to recommend you to speed shops in the local area who like to completely fuck up your car and take all of your money, such as SnR Performance and Real Speed for example. Inreturn the moderators do not let anyone "bash" any of these "vendors" or speed shops due to their anti-drama policy, which inturn casuses anti-drama drama.
Despite having "high performance" cars they put down and bash street racing at any chance they get, as if none of them have ever done it. They prefer to run their slow ass cars on the dynos because supposedly "it's the same as racing" a quote made by one of their speed shop vendors. I guess that makes sense for them considering none of them actually know how to drive their cars. :faggotshit:
:faggotshit:
the stanggang is faggotshit.
tim cannot drive his mustang, so he fried his clutch 3 times.
pineapple.
the stanggang is faggotshit.
tim cannot drive his mustang, so he fried his clutch 3 times.
pineapple.
the stanggang by stuntman mike October 30, 2007
strangman
The stupidest most idiotic idiot ever who is so fucking stupid that he is considered homosexual and shoves his testicles in his mouth and chews on them before shoving them in his ass and yelling MEOW!
strangman by zobbidyzabbidyzazzz May 20, 2018
StangGang
A group of students who go to montco also known as the Harvard of community colleges. Montco ranks higher than competitor schools such as Temple, and Penn State. Every student will end up either going to Harvard, Yale, or UPenn. Students spend adequate amounts of both working, studying, and partying. There are no frats on the campus because they were banned because of students partying to hard. #StangGang
the stanggang
A Mustang car club that anyone with a Mustang can join. Usually it is all exclusive which means you must own a Stang to become a member. The club usually attends car shows, car competitions and holds weekly meetings including breakfasts and lunches. The official car clubs are usually sanctioned by the MCA. The ages range from 25-70 of individual members.
the stanggang by Marty Smart January 11, 2015
stagman
When you keep a roledex of people you can hookup with at any moment. OR when you keep a roledex of random sex acts you could perform at any moment.
stagman by Bexolater3000 March 7, 2018