When two or more drivers come to a 3-way or 4-way stop and can't decide who should proceed first, so they sit there and stare or wave at eachother to go, wasting a lot of time. The proper way to yield to other vehicles at 3 or 4 way stop signs is spelled out in Indiana law, but apparently everyone is too stupid/high on meth to understand.
Jamie the college student and Earl the hoosier made me wait 73 seconds while they had a hoosier stand off deciding which one of them should drive through the intersection first.
by Ih8rednecks June 28, 2006
Similar to a real stand off but simply involving cocaine instead of guns. A tense situation where two persons are eyeing two lines of coke, waiting for the other to lose his/her nerve and "pull the trigger".
"Dude... m & f were doing a colombian stand off the other night.. none of them caught any sleep!"
"Oi! What'cha looking at? Lookin' for colombian stand off?!?"
"Oi! What'cha looking at? Lookin' for colombian stand off?!?"
by Yamato Corporation March 25, 2017
The game of two men taking hold of each others meat sticks in their writing hand whilst whispering sexual references to one another. The looser is the male who becomes erect in the others hand first.
“Excuse me sir, would you like to join me on the beach to engage in a Ukrainian Stand off?”
“You’re dam right I do, let me just put down my earl grey and take hold of that sword”
…….
“This morning i challenged my postman to a Ukrainian Stand off…….whispered sweet nothings about his sister and had him bulging in 60 seconds”
“You’re dam right I do, let me just put down my earl grey and take hold of that sword”
…….
“This morning i challenged my postman to a Ukrainian Stand off…….whispered sweet nothings about his sister and had him bulging in 60 seconds”
by Malta tribe September 11, 2023
When two males, both naked, stand on the left and right of one female who is on her knees in the middle of the two males. She then proceeds to jerk them off. The first male to ejaculate is thus proclaimed the winner of the stand-off.
by MattieFootball66 June 29, 2011
Whichever incredibly talented sportsman happens to be playing at number 10 for Mexico's Rugby Union Team. Also sometimes called a Mexican Fly-half or a Mexican Outside-half.
If Rodrigo keeps working on his kicking he could one day be a Mexican Stand-off!
Luis- I saw a great Mexican Stand-off on the TV yesterday.
Carlos - Really? Were you watching a Spaghetti Western or something?
Luis - No, I watching Mexico v Guatemala Rugby on pay per view...
Jonny Wilkinson is a great rugby player but even he doesn't have the one quality required to be a Mexican Stand-off. He isn't Mexican.
Luis- I saw a great Mexican Stand-off on the TV yesterday.
Carlos - Really? Were you watching a Spaghetti Western or something?
Luis - No, I watching Mexico v Guatemala Rugby on pay per view...
Jonny Wilkinson is a great rugby player but even he doesn't have the one quality required to be a Mexican Stand-off. He isn't Mexican.
by Rxmcgree May 2, 2010
When a group of sexy ladies gather in a circle, drop their panties spread their legs and FLICK their BEANS at each other. First one to SQUIRT their TACO wins.
by SIRKOALA April 6, 2022
Overzealous arguement over who will pick up a bill that can and often does end in physical confrontation - usually credit cards and money being taken from the other party preventing them paying.
From an eposide of the irish sit com Father Ted, where Mrs Doyle and her friend Mrs Dineen have just had afternoon tea and the bill arrives resulting in an irish stand-off:
Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, Mrs Dineen. I'll get this.
Mrs Dineen: We'd better be off, Mrs Doyle. I'll get this.
Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, Mrs Dineen. I'll get this.
Mrs Dineen: No, now don't be silly. I'll pay.
Mrs Doyle: You won't! Put that away.
Mrs Dineen: Now, don't be stupid, Mrs Doyle.
Mrs Doyle: No, no, no, no!
Mrs Dineen: Now, just put your money away.
Mrs Doyle: You're mad! No, no, no, no.
Mrs Dineen: Take the money! Take the money!
(Both shouting and screaming)
Mrs Dineen: Get off!
Mrs Doyle: I'm writing a cheque.
Mrs Dineen: No, you're not!
Mrs Doyle: I am.
Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, Mrs Dineen. I'll get this.
Mrs Dineen: We'd better be off, Mrs Doyle. I'll get this.
Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, Mrs Dineen. I'll get this.
Mrs Dineen: No, now don't be silly. I'll pay.
Mrs Doyle: You won't! Put that away.
Mrs Dineen: Now, don't be stupid, Mrs Doyle.
Mrs Doyle: No, no, no, no!
Mrs Dineen: Now, just put your money away.
Mrs Doyle: You're mad! No, no, no, no.
Mrs Dineen: Take the money! Take the money!
(Both shouting and screaming)
Mrs Dineen: Get off!
Mrs Doyle: I'm writing a cheque.
Mrs Dineen: No, you're not!
Mrs Doyle: I am.
by tobesure July 20, 2010