The extreme sport of licking a girls tramp stamp (a.k.a. a lower back tattoo) then running away before her boyfriend kicks your ass.
by Marvin310 August 1, 2010
What's the best time you've ever had licking stamps?
When it was with someone elses tongue (eBlog:from Texas)
When it was with someone elses tongue (eBlog:from Texas)
by Chorltonwara September 17, 2008
-My cousin just got married, got a mortgage, and loads of car payments.
-No thanks, I prefer to live with no overhead. That Cuz is gonna be doing a lot bill paying and licking stamps!
-No thanks, I prefer to live with no overhead. That Cuz is gonna be doing a lot bill paying and licking stamps!
by nicholasbrunello November 1, 2010
by tori beth* June 11, 2007
by Fortnitebitch January 10, 2019
Used as an agreement. Equivalent to "that was bound to happen" but with an extra shade of meaning toward stupid people, or the inevitability of stupid events taking place.
Origin unclear. corporate/midwestern USA.
Origin unclear. corporate/midwestern USA.
Person 1: I thought John would have learned his lesson about not viewing porn on his office computer.
Person 2: Yeah, well- even cows lick stamps.
Person 2: Yeah, well- even cows lick stamps.
by Andy Borne August 10, 2004
A phrase that surmounts all possible ways to "call it". Basically the dynamite to rock-paper-scissors. This phrase originated from the primary schools of Etobicoke, Canada by Serbian kids in the 90s.
"I get the middle seat, called it!"
"No, I get middle seat! Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it!"
"Damn"
"No, I get middle seat! Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it!"
"Damn"
by eggs.pdf February 27, 2021