stam

S.T.A.M.
1. Seriously Tense and Awkward Moment; a situation whereupon the parties involved grew silent because of extreme awkwardness or tenseness; usually brought on by an out of place statement by one of the parties.

Person 1: "Look at that girl over there. I'd slam her like there's no tomorrow"
Person 2: "Jesus, look at her rack!"
Person 3: "That's my sister"
(silence)
Person 1: "Well this is quite a stam"

by Ryan Miller and Eric Nelson July 24, 2008

stam

To remove from play, through person to person contact, one of your own teamates.

Debo stammed Chris so hard he cut his chin open.

by Mougli June 26, 2007

stam

To viciously finger a woman with excessive force and speed.

I just witnessed Brad stam his girlfriend. It was terrifying.

by LDogg January 31, 2004

stam

To have an oversized head, yet still be brutally handsome!
To have an overwhelming erge to look at other players in the showers.

That bloke's a paoper Stam!

by Dan Howlett April 16, 2006

Stammed

When a friend visits your home town on vacation and becomes a catalyst for you acting like you're on holiday yourself.

Andy came to visit for a couple of weeks so Graham, Jenni & Nicola got Stammed and were out every night, acting as if they had gone on vacation to Hawaii or something.

by Tardy75 June 06, 2016

Stam

a well endowd person with tiny physical build and little social ability.

DUDE! that kid is so little he must be packing a stam.

by Stam Survivor August 15, 2009

Stam

Stam is the stink of genitalia after sex, sports, or your balls/vagina stinks.

I fucked Ro' Shawnda last night and she gave me a serious case of Stam.

by KiritoKazuto January 27, 2015