salamence

The mokst badass dragon in the entire mother fucking galaxy. Will rip your balls if you touch him.

I'll ride a Salamence tonight hope I don't get my bals ripped.

salamence by ErwinTheMotherFucker November 27, 2016

Candarian stalagmite 

A turd dilivered from a human anoose inside of a cave that stands proud and erect rising from the cave floor pointing towards the ceiling. The Candarian stalagmite has a remarkable resemblance to a regular stelagmite.

It is good fun to drop a Candarian stalagmite and have it discovered and examined by unsuspecting spelunkers.

Candarian stalagmite by Puppychup August 8, 2019

Stalagmooger 

Dried nasal mucus on the bottom of your nose. Similar to a stalagmite from the bottom of caves, the booger is on the bottom of your nasal cave.

The stalagmooger is difficult to get out my nose because of the far reaching bottom of my nose.

Stalagmooger by datoneperson December 6, 2010

Stalagmite

A dried, almost rock-like piece of feces.

John was astonished to find a stalagmite in his attic.

Stalagmite by Lucky Is Sucky April 22, 2011

Stalkumentary

A documentay produced by means of stalking the person. Almost like a paparazo, but with a movie camera.

That new Princess Diana Movie is a total stalkumentary.

Stalkumentary by Rioo February 4, 2006

stalagmite

The act of ruining a joke, or being not funny. (To replace the awkward silence after someone kills a joke).

After Pat tried to add on to a joke with a dumb comment, instead leaving an awkward silence we said to him "Stalagmite". (Which indicates all are in consensus that he is done talking and should stop before he looks even more dumb)

stalagmite by The origional Pat May 14, 2006

salamence

The most badass dragon in the intire fucking galaxy. Will rip your balls in half if you touch him.

I will ride a Salamence tonight. I hope my balls wont be ripped.

salamence by ErwinTheMotherFucker November 27, 2016