getting sageted

When someone tells you a joke that they believe is really funny, but everyone else thinks is really lame.

What would a vampire bring to a baseball game? A bat! Oh man, I was at this party and this dude was telling me a joke and immediately I knew I was getting Sageted.

getting sageted by Jason Morales March 23, 2007

stagette 

The female version of the male stag.

Basically a bachelorette party.

My girlfriend left to her bestfriend's stagette.

stagette by Sami August 10, 2004

Sageted 

When you hit your head and do not seek medical attention.

Brian sageted himself on the granite countertop picking up his napkin and later died in his sleep.

Sageted by Chadwinkle February 13, 2022

stagette 

Hen party/Bachelorette Party/Ladies' Night Out

This Canadian version, the Stagette, differs from the American Bachelorette party in three main ways:

1) It's Canadian
2) It typically involves costumes designed to "expose" the bride in such a way that her and her stagetters cannot go unnoticed
3) Humiliation and/or at least embarrassment are key goals when costuming your Bride. What the correct costume will be depends a lot on what will make your bride squirm.

"She is going down at her stagette. Those pictures of me practicing "slap shots" with the local hockey team showed up in the paper."

"Her stagette was the best! I'd never seen someone get arrested for public nudity before!"

Your friend the prude and refuses to wax her hoo-ha so you dress her up as a giant beaver, with real fur cape and leather slapping tale, get her corked, and take her for a walk down main street where she must, treasure hunt style, describe to individuals (who meet the criteria) what makes the beaver special.

Your friend is basically a huge whore so you make her wildest dreams come true and dress her in lingerie for fancy dinner then choreographed (performed by her) strip tease which you kindly record on your cell phone at the local peelers.

stagette by IvyLeagueCanuck January 19, 2011

stagetite 

A comment from a troll that intends to put down someone with greater talent. To be read, "talent" (the greater might be saddle up against a complete void), in that there might be a complete absence in the troll's CV which will inevitably include character actor and trained with Second City Chicago. The training is most often as waitstaff.

The latest heat wave has brought out a fresh crop of stagetite putdowns from a fresh crop of talentless wannabee comedians on Twitter...or as I like to call it, the extension of their mother's basement couch nest provided in sympathy for "their situation".

stagetite by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 8, 2018

stargeted 

The combination of being stalked and targeted.

The debut author received many poor reviews from jealous friends and old enemies. Therefore, she felt as if she had been stargeted.

stargeted by webtelly September 19, 2013

Stagee 

Stagee Is The Name You Give A Friend That Has An IQ Of 0 And Really Hates How He Cant Spell The Word Orange, And Goes In Town With Children.

Man You Really Are Stagee

Stagee by Frimpong May 20, 2012