25 definitions by Charlie Currie, wordsmith
Oh I know how to get there, I just want to stay there for a while when I arrive.
Doft doft goose it is.
Yes, please.
Doft doft goose it is.
Yes, please.
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 5, 2019
I appreciate the ride throughout our cross Canada comedy tour but the incessant repetition of your stupid road trip stories caused Standard and Poor's to downgrade the nature of my thankfulness from blessed to grateittude.
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith April 10, 2019
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith October 14, 2019
The affliction that causes you to know recently learned facts with great stability, yet offer them up in a manner that resembles babble sans drooling.
Donald Trump stated he had recently learned that he had won Wisconsin when even Ronald Reagan could not despite "running the table" while onlookers surmised that spelling Wisconsin "M I N N E S O T A" was a product of his stable geniosity.
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 12, 2018
Finding someone with a pedestrian hook, or an entwining of a pineal gland through social media that allows you to know they are the second last piece of your 1000 piece puzzle. The final piece of your puzzle is the first low-light meeting where all the light you need is illuminaughty.
Let's find a lowly lit place where we can let our bodies head for the light and let the illuminaughty take over and show us the way.
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith August 25, 2019
Hearing that you were now immune after surviving a COVID-19 infection and then turning your back on the rest of the suckers and losers that you now have no interest in protecting.
I heard immunity. Yeah, immunity. The doctor said I am now immune to COVID-19. No. He didn't say how long it would last. So, yeah...fuck you guys.
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith October 14, 2020
While she excused herself to the washroom, I disrobed and my anticipation of an intimate encounter to follow was a premature sexpectation.
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith May 10, 2018