stachenvy 

stachenvy - (noun) a. A feeling of discontent and resentment aroused by and in conjunction with desire for the possession of a moustache. b. The object of such feeling.

"Dude, have you seen Nic's new pornstache? I have major stachenvy."

stachenvy by cupcakesesq December 2, 2007

stacheboy 

Someone morbidly obese who calls people by their last names. Usually plays video games all day, doesn't play any sport, and is completely incapable of making a humorous joke. Usually they have names that begin with M,N,A, or R. They watch lots of anime, and most of the time they have a lot of siblings- 3 to 6. Hates common terms like "lol" "lmao" "lmfao" or "rip" but then continues to use cringy terms like "uwu" Even though they play lots of video games like COD, Fortnite, or Valorant, they usually suck at it even after playing for 30 hours. They usually have a sort of slogan that they repeat 20-30 times a day.

"Jesus man, Avery is such a douchebag!" "I know right! He's such a Stacheboy!"

stacheboy by Relzinhcs May 21, 2021

stachey 

when "keeping it classy" you rock the stache or other assorted facial hair

fox cities facial hair club has been keeping it stachey since 2012.

stachey by fcfhc1 January 4, 2013

Stacheboy 

A person who plays video games and watches tv all day. They usually play first person shooter games and watch anime. Usually not very funny and can be rude or unnecessarily mean out of the blue. But sometimes they can be sweet and boost your moral with kind words. But only sometimes.

"Bro, Avery is so weird!" "I know right, man he's such a Stacheboy."

Stacheboy by Relzinhcs May 21, 2021

Stachenese 

Stachenese, derived from the Italian god of DeStache translates to “slide that pussy” and consists of words such as “SPLOTCHBANOLE” and “BOMBAYANOO” YE YE!

Teach me that Stachenese, bitch please!

Stachenese by MS.M-R April 9, 2020

Stachey’s Angels

Name given to a group of extra moist kittens. Innocent until provoked, Stachey’s Angels spank those who misbehave until their butt hurts!

I just got spanked by Stachey’s Angels!
Purrrrrrr!

Stachey’s Angels by MS.M-R April 10, 2020

stachery

To join in arms with a fellow moustacher in moustachery.

I choose you Cody Horton because we have the bond of stachery.

stachery by pcolanate October 7, 2011