a mustache that is not full grown, seen around town on skids and people that are to young to or cannot grow a real mustache. the "skid stach" is only worn by really lame people.
by mustache mat November 15, 2009
A large handle bar mustache, typically grey in color. something everyone wants to have when they are older.
usually owned by a yoga ball owner. or possessed by someone with the name Kevin. Widely known as The Stache or The Kevin. or The kaz. Usually spoken among teenage art students who live in snowy climates.
usually owned by a yoga ball owner. or possessed by someone with the name Kevin. Widely known as The Stache or The Kevin. or The kaz. Usually spoken among teenage art students who live in snowy climates.
" Hey man, what's up"
" Not much man just chillin' wishin' i had The Kaz Stache"
" Me too man! I think about it all the time! I can't stop thinking about it, I just wish I could grow a Kevin"
" Not much man just chillin' wishin' i had The Kaz Stache"
" Me too man! I think about it all the time! I can't stop thinking about it, I just wish I could grow a Kevin"
by The Kazster December 8, 2009
An international movement to share the uncomfortable news that you, as a woman, might need to do something about that 'stache.
Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).
Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).
Friend 1: "I just got an email from the stache patrol telling me that I have terrible taste in music and that I should stop requesting Nickelback at parties."
Friend 2: "Finally!"
Friend 2: "Finally!"
by Captain gurzly August 19, 2012
dude have you seen seth's mustache?
yea, he looks like a total douche!!!
your right, he is gonna win this year's douche-stache december.
yea, he looks like a total douche!!!
your right, he is gonna win this year's douche-stache december.
by donjuan demarco chang December 13, 2010
when you scratch your butt with a finger and then place the same finger under someone's nose to resemble a mustache.
by Bad Teacher June 15, 2015
by HicktownPortland November 19, 2011
A diddler Stache is a mustache that you grow out when you have to replace your valve covers on your German engineered bMw for the 5th time
by Vic Vinegur February 20, 2022