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1.
A sexual position in which the giver awkwardly stabs the receiver in the clitoris or anus, and then proceeds to ejaculate all over their stomach. A position for those too frightened to engage in actual intercourse.
Kevin started to prod her clit in a painful and bizarre manner, then promptly came on her stomach, completing yet another successful attempt at The Kevin.
by MEW TWOOOOOO May 28, 2008