someone who has stabbed in the back like a coward and in the front like a courageous asshole so many times that its hard to tell which one they are
'Cedric is such an ambivalent curio. A pure blooded side-stabber if there ever was one. He secretly screwed me out of $100 last week, then he told his boyfriend that he was having an affair with his mother, then he actually butchered his girlfriend with a dirk from all angles'
by provider44 January 14, 2010
A homosexual male who pounds another mans shit so fiercly that he is not a stool pusher, but even worse, a stool stabber.
by General Jizz August 17, 2006
by BarryBurton August 9, 2006
Backstabber- Some one that you have grown to be really close friends with, but then they go and go behind your back and betray you.
Rebecca-she has always liked my boyfriend, Kevin. But she never tried 2 break us up. Then one day she tells me that he told this random girl to come over here sit on his lap and give him a b.j. Then she said that they were holdong hands. But I have talked to him and some of my friends and his friends that were there at that time, and that was a freakin lie. SO REBECCA, IF YOU ARE THERE, YOU ARE NO LONGER MY BEST FRIEND OR MY SISTER, YOU ARE A LYING WHORE, YOU HO! GO ROT IN HELL YOU STUPID BITCH. and just to let everyone know, me and kevin are still togather!
by Carly March 1, 2005
by Joey the Nifty June 7, 2004
"When I awoke this morning, I was sleeping face-down and had a raging mattress-stabber. I hope my water bed isn't leaking."
by dymebag dave June 12, 2009
sausage jockey , uphill gardener, turd burgler, pile pusher, fudge farmer, nudging the chocolate starfish
by feltcher boy September 9, 2003