St Ives High School

St Ives High is a high school runover by eshlads, eshays and adlays alike, everybody likes to hit a fat stig in the bathroom then make out with each other.

- bongwater hits 420

oh wow, St Ives High School is fucking garbage even Mr Watson can never catch us stigging!!111!

St Ives High School by bongwater hits 420 October 5, 2021

St Ives 

The town for growing up, the town for chavvy year youts to "chill" at Paragon Park and get picked up by BTEC nonces driving around playing Nines or Bugzy malone. The story of this town goes on further, may I mention the park and ride. Yes! A great addition for the Middle class to get a family bus to Cambridge to go punting. That's the only daytime.... 8pm onwards the £1 parking fee is written off for the evening so up come forth the Barry boy drivers in there 15 year old Vauxhall Corsas to go drifting around the wide open space and causing absolute chaos, they're hard! Ever thinking about coming to St Ives now..... DON'T, the box is shut!

Let's go to St Ives for a day out.... it doesn't happen

St Ives by Anonymoooooos June 6, 2017

St Ives 

A seaside town in deepest Cornwall. Permanently blocked up with traffic at all times of the year, it is full of drunken tourists.

St Ives is where people queue up for 4 hours just to use the public toilets

St Ives by smitho111 October 1, 2023

St ives High School

St ives high school is a school who likes to spend the government funding on sandstone bricks instead of using it to get some fucking better utilities

Construction worker: "Hey for the school should we use the funding from the government to make the bathrooms not smell like absolute shit?"
Mr Watson: "NO, get more sandstone bricks."

Construction worker: "But we could use that funding for..."
Mr Watson: "We need more sandstone bricks."
St ives high school also has a bunch of faggots ripping stigs in the bathroom

St ives High School by Mr Watson February 8, 2022

St ives High School

A school who uses the government's funds for sandstone bricks.

St ives high school:
Person 1: "Hey with the funding, should we replace the bathrooms that smell like fucking shit?"
Principle: "NO, more sandstone bricks"

Person 1: "but"
Principle: "put as many SAND STONE BRICKS as you can"

St ives High School by Mr Watson February 8, 2022

St.Ives

A Place in the South of Cornwall which is full of people with Aids.

" Are you from St.Aides"
"Yes, Its St.Ives"
"Are you riddled with Aids"
"No"
"Liar!"

St.Ives by Rhiannon Heather February 13, 2008