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St Patrick 

St Patrick was born about 390 in Britain. He was kidnapped around 406 and brought to Ireland as a slave. In approximately 412 he escaped and returned to Britain. later St Patrick returned to Ireland as a Bishop. He converted the Irish people to Christianity. St Patrick died about 462 in Co. Down. He is buried near Down Cathedral, Downpatrick
St Patrick by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005
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St Patrick 

A servant of God who was ordered to convert the snakes and drive out the Irish. Unfortunately like most of the Irish he was drunk and got it reversed.
St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland is a myth. The Irish ate them all during a famine.
St Patrick by benthrer March 7, 2010

St.Patrick's Day Miracle 

When one eats too many lucky charms and 8 to 24 hours later, defecates green
My little brother came out of the bathroom, screaming, wanting the whole family to see his St.Patrick's Day Miracle. 💚💩

St Patrick High School 

An all boys catholic school in the west side of Chicago. St pats kids are crazy, they stab kids, jump kids for no reason, have little money and are rowdy and insane. The school is like a zoo, kids do whatever they want without consequence. Their rival is the other catholic boys school Norte Dame College Prep. These kids fight almost every weekend or whenever they see each other they’re always breaking noses. Notre dame and Pats have the biggest high school rivalry in Illinois, with new trier and Loyola academy coming up in second place.
“Oh he goes to st Patrick high school?”
Yeah he’s nuts”

St Patrick’s Day 2020 

HAHAHAHAHA LOL all that practice for nothing lololololololol

St Patrick's secondary school

Saint Patrick's secondary school is the best sia. There are elite teachers who know different varieties of marital arts and we learn from the best teachers to ace our academic subjects. The most elite school that ca teach you be YP.
If St Patrick's secondary school is the best. Michael chandra Frederick is invincible.

st patrick’s school

rich ass bitches that think they’re all that. mostly all of the girls are flat as fuck. there’s really only a few that a thicc. they say they love eachother, but they really only like the elkhorn kids. mostly all are sluts and dumb asf
“i go to st patrick’s school”- girl

“ew tf. you’re flat too” - elkhorn boy

“ugh. imma cry all night now” - girl