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Raymond's Taint 

On March 20th 2009, John Mayer came up with the phrase Raymond's Taint. Mayer's definition of the word is to give your opinion. Your 2 cents.

Prior to Mayer mentioning it on his Twitter, the phrase did not bring up any results when searched on Yahoo & Google. Thus leading people to believe that it did not exist despite Mayer's claim that it was a popular phrase back in the 20's before it was later changed to "2 cents."

Because Mayer challenged his Twitter followers to use the phrase "on a mainstream news media comment page," with the prize being a Twitter background, expect to be hearing the phrase pretty damn soon from gullible idiots.

Guy 1: He throws awesome parties, but Peter's a total douche. But hey, that's just my Raymond's Taint.

Guy 2: What?

Chris Chan's Taint Piercing 

Similar to Occam's razor but with a twist. Instead of the simplest answer is the right one it's the stupidest, most unnecessary solution is going to be the one put into practice.
"dude why did Chris Chan do that" "It's Chris Chan's Taint Piercing I guess"

Hot as Satan's Taint 

A simile meant to convey the overbearing heat and/or stuffiness of an environment.
The AC in Evan's jeep is broken, so the cab was hot as Satan's taint during our six hour trek to Purdue.

Sultan's Taint

1. Alternative moniker for Sultan's Feast, a buffet restaurant in the Trump Taj Mahal (Atlantic City, NJ).

2. Something gross, disgusting, puke/diarrhea-inducing.
Sleaze: Why do I feel like complete and utter garbage?

Leenz: Its because you ate the scallops and king crab legs at Sultan's Taint.

satan's taint 

alcoholic beverage consisting of 1/2 part tabasco sauce, 3 parts everclear. light on fire and enjoy whilst this hellish mixture make you wish for death. also have some pepto ready, you will get explosive shits that burn like hell the following day.
man 1: "i have the shits like no one's business"
man 2: "you shouldn't have drank satan's taint last night!"
STAINT- staintly-stainted-the ability to be so cocky, obnoxious, ghetto, goofy, savage, inappropriate, drunk, athletic, or not athletic, the ability to truly not be able to look your self in the mirror the next day in the best possible way, attitude, swager....their truly is no definition it just a way of life. baseball player or a girl a baseball player has hooked up with
man those staints were savage at the party.... the pounded four lokos, hooked up with ugly girls and fought a midget.

those staints have no talent but yet they still won the conference championship.

damn that girls a staint princess....she got stainted last night

those damn staints...we hate the staints
Staint by kingstaint March 4, 2011