sqwank is the sound your butthole makes when your turds don't taper.
is that guy gay or what?
no doubt, what a sqwanker
Is the multiple deposit of both fecal matter and ejaculate in one's under grament.
It is a derivitive of Squizzard (a very messy shit in your pants) and Whank
That Cat is so nasty his draws is all sqwankded up.
A combination of the words squint and wank. Generally used to to describe a neurotic looking female with a rather odd (sometimes muscular)build with too many protruding veins and strange bulging muscles. These females tend to squint. A Sqwank is prone to excessive workouts and most Sqwanks secretly smoke cigarettes in bathrooms. A Sqwank is a chameleon capable of fooling those around her into thinking she is quite attractive. This phenomenon last only a few seconds. Sqwanks can be manipulative as well.
Renee Zellweger,Madonna, Sarah Jessica Parker, Pink...all are Sqwanks.
an expression used to fuck someboby up in a pressure situation.
for example your friend(ish) is kicking a field goal in madden 2004 and you want to screw him up you just say "sqwank" before the kick to get him out of his game.