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3 definitions by x2f101011

 
1.
sqwank is the sound your butthole makes when your turds don't taper.
is that guy gay or what?
no doubt, what a sqwanker.
by x2f101011 October 08, 2010
 
2.
the fine art of sniffing girls bicycle seats
did you see those girls on the bikes headed to the beach?

yea, lets follow them and do some snorking !
by x2f101011 October 08, 2010
 
3.
the fine art of sniffing girls bicycle seats
did you see those girls on the bikes headed to the beach?
yea, lets follow them and do some snorking !

hey I just sniffed that hot chicks bicycle seat.

I didn't know you were a snorker.

did you see who rode up on that stingray?
you mean the one with the high rise handlebars and the banana seat?
yes I did, and she was mighty fine. I snorked that banana seat like right now!
wow, you are the snorkmaster.
by x2f101011 October 08, 2010