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An unfortunate derogatory term applied to the elderly suffering from the later stages of such diseases as Alzheimers. It refers to the fact that they forget how to do simple tasks such as swallow, and so they chew their food and hide it away in their pockets or handbags, much as a squirrel tucks a bit away in their cheek.
The old lady was a squirrel. Pockets full of mashed potatoes, and handbag of creamed corn.
by Ronamo February 26, 2004
A girl who thinks sucking lots of dick will make her more popular. Generally tends to be abit over-weight or chubby.
Bob: Yeah, she swallowed mine!
Larry: You and the rest of the school, man. She's just a damned squirrel.
by criticaloversite January 12, 2004
Fuzzy little rodent that enjoy nuts and world domination
they will come and they will win unless we call the exterminater
by mitch July 24, 2003
A small vermin that lays the nutty brown. Abreviation of squirrel shit which is generally used in the same manner as shit but can be applied wherever really, i.e. films
"Couldnt give a squirrel"
Theres something about squirrel
Mortal Squirrel
The league of extroadinary squirrels
Any given squirrel
by The Foulsh September 02, 2005
A slang term for a vagina.
"While you're over here those cheerleaders are over there, scamming on all your squirrel. But that's okay, cuz you don't have dicks anyway"

-Bring it On! The Movie.
by Seye November 20, 2003
seemingly harmless rodents who are planning world domination, they hold secret meetings in tree's and are hynotizing Bush (even though he's a jackass already) and telling him to blow things up.
The invasion of Iraq
by God November 19, 2003
A hairy cootch.
Mrs. Jimmy?: "Honey, pick me up a box of squirrel covers when you're at the store, okay?"
Jimmy: "You want the panty liner size, or the hospital size?"
by Jimmy? June 06, 2003