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Squintercourse is two people with bad eyesight doing the wild thing.
Pasquale: So how did your night with Debbi go?

Enrico: We both took off our glasses and it turned into a total squintercourse.

I believe at one point I was boffing her bellybutton.

Pasquale: Yikes!
by scodder November 06, 2012