A portmanteau of "squish" and "clench", denoting the act of two soft objects pressing against each other.
"That meeting was really tense; my bumcheeks were squenched.
by Brett Billingsly September 11, 2012
Squench, verb: To squat down low to the ground while farting in an attempt to hide the stench.
"William, did you just take a knee? No, I was squenching and you're lucky I did because I had a big bean burrito for lunch."
by P.U. Willy January 27, 2014
There were squenchs about that made me nearly vomit.
by Reded January 22, 2007
Any and every word that can be used.
I squenchily squenched your mom's squenchy squench last night.
by SQUENCH October 14, 2010