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squeezing a dwarf 

taking a poop
So, I was sitting there squeezing a dwarf, when the guy next door started playing Rush real loud.

squeezing the ketchup 

"Bro don't disturb I'm squeezing the ketchup!"

Love Squeezins 

The act of sex between two consenting people; usually involves no strings attached relations
Elanor: What I mean to say is... I want to pound you like yesterday's beef... Come on Love Monkey. I'm a woman in the prime of her life that needs love squeezins!
Love Squeezins by Captain_Howdy December 10, 2009

Squeezing the puck

When you fan on a shot with a wide open net.
Awh buddy talk about squeezing the puck on that one. Fuckin plug show over here

squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie

To squeeze the penis during ejaculation to get all the cum out. This can be down by the individual himself or his male/female partner.
Samantha was squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie last night then she swallowed all of it! It was so hot!

Squeezing Biscuits 

The immediate need to take a massive dump after inhaling a hearty, country style breakfast which make include pancakes, bacon, eggs, biscuits n gravy, etc. Usually compounded when consumed after a heavy night of partying and drinking.
After partying all night, Roger stopped at the cafe and consumed a large, hearty, country breakfast to satisfy his hunger. About halfway home his gut rumbled and he was already squeezing biscuits by the time he waddled into the shitter at home.
Squeezing Biscuits by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015