a disc jockey that is also employed as a window washer. typically plays repetitive house music, shuns drugs publicly yet indulges privately, and will find the most remote, reclusive living situation so that he can disappear from the face of the earth as soon as he discovers one of his exes has actually slept with another man, regardless of the time that has elapsed.
one who speaks incessantly without regard for the listener's need to get the FUCK off of the phone
one who speaks incessantly without regard for the listener's need to get the FUCK off of the phone
hey man, are you going out tonight?
no, i have to stay home and facestalk my exes.
come on, dude, don't be a DJ Squeegie!
no, i have to stay home and facestalk my exes.
come on, dude, don't be a DJ Squeegie!
by dr evil. April 6, 2011
Whilst fucking a woman doggystyle, as you are about to cum, pull it out and shoot it on her back. Then Rover (your dog)comes over and uses his tongue as a squeegie and cleans up your load.
I was really giving it to Jessica, blasted it on her back, and her dog sparky came over and squeegied her back clean, with a west philly squeegie!
by Toby Shephard March 1, 2008
Youngest rapper in the rap game who is going to save the rap game just like lil pump did. Did a collaboration with yung meth with their first music video boyz in da hood- i just
by Brandon Maione August 9, 2018
When you have to diarrhea so bad that you already know it will require a mop or some other absorbent material to clean up properly.
by Jabscanoe January 5, 2017
by Zonal K October 4, 2019
A Squeegy Monkey is just another thing to call someone rude, annoying, slow, or dumb. It overall is just a mean thing to call somebody.... this is dumb
by Mr.Checkers August 6, 2021