1 definition by Mr.Checkers

A Squeegy Monkey is just another thing to call someone rude, annoying, slow, or dumb. It overall is just a mean thing to call somebody.... this is dumb
Person taking forever in the bathroom getting ready or something
Roommate: Hurry up Squeegy Monkey!
by Mr.Checkers August 6, 2021
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