Squatty Potty

Sex Position: guy sitting on toilet taking a poop while the girl is on top reverse cowgirl.

“My favorite position is the squatty potty. Really helps with my constipation!”

human squatty potty

It’s that thing when you sit on the toilet and to have good posture, two midgets crouch on the bathroom floor and you put your feet on their heads.

Yo I’m going to this this stall, it’s got a human squatty potty. Great for your posture, dude.

by I trademark ™ November 14, 2018

When a guy lays on his back with his toe by his ear, the women squats on him like a he’s a toilet and pees in to ass.

Last night Karen squatty potty zee and he now no longer needs a douch’e

by The Royal throne September 27, 2022

squatty runs are walking lunges! its super funny and your gym teacher will hate you forever

by baileygiles15543 December 11, 2017

describing someone who is short and thick

by LeeyahR March 10, 2016

Someone with great clothes, accessories and electronics....cuz they don't pay rent or bills since they are squatting

Eduardo is such a squattie in designer duds and gear

He thinks he's living like a baller and looking like a pimp but he is a scamming squattie.

one who temporarily lives in empty or abandoned properties

I found a squattie living in the crawl space of my empty rental home.

by General Watchdog November 12, 2016