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1.A sound emitted by rodents, Can mean numerous things,
1. Newborn rodent: Quiet,consistent,barely audible sqeaking.
Meaning The newborn is trying to establish contact with it's parent(s) and littermates.
2. Newborn rodent: Loud, high pitched sqeak or sqeaking.
Meaning: Reaction to a bite delivered by the parents to see if they are alive or healthy (This bite is usualy delivered to the less active newborns).
3. Young "adolecent" rodent: Loud sqeaking. When the rodent is near or being cornered by adults that may or not be it's parents.
Meaning: Tells the adults that they are dealing with a harmless youngster.
4. Adult: Loud,consistent sqeaking
Meaning: Two adults are fighting because their cage is too small, There is a female in the cage (In the case of two males fighting) or because Two unfamiliar adults just met.
2. The sound an old door or gate makes when it hasn't been oiled or propely cared for.
1.By the sqeaking coming from the cage of his hamsters, Johnny could tell that they were fighting again.
2. The old gate sqeaked as he opened it.
sqeak by guest drone #89 January 2, 2005
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Sqeak-Flops 

When you or your friend gets out of the water at a beach and pus on some crok flip-flops
Ok, Timmy, let's go. *puts of croks* "SQEAK" DAMN IT, TIMMY! take off those sqeak-flops!
Sqeak-Flops by Boi_person May 21, 2016

steak tomaszewski 

A thick slab of beef raised in New Jersey. Typically not considered a delicasy.
R - Do you want Steak Tomaszewski for dinner?
B- I can't think of anything I want less than that kind of Steak.
steak tomaszewski by Randall Cobb November 17, 2016

Steak and BJ 

A holiday for men that falls on March 14. If the man treats his woman good and makes her feel special on Valentine's Day, then she should make him feel special on Steak and BJ Day by giving him a steak and a blowjob.
See the holiday's official Steak and BJ Day website: steakandbj.org
Steak and BJ by Urban Guru March 14, 2015

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick 

One of the most important principles of Big Dick Diplomacy. The term was coined on January 26, 1900 by Theodore Roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. Roosevelt proclaimed, "Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid." He took Roosevelt's advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.
Coworker: "Why can't I get laid?, I always get rejected."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."

Baby Steak 

Nickname for someone who just started gaining muscles, used in a mocking way - however mainly among friends as a joking nickname for a member of the group.
Baby Steak by CoasterDisks August 9, 2021