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Single Proud UnmaRried Men Over 30
From The Times
May 27, 2008
I'm so lonesome I could cry-Tad Safran
Straight, proud, unmarried men over 30 (Spurmos) are in crisis. So many have settled down or succumbed to marriage there's no one left to play with
At some point, 50 million years or so ago, a stegosaurus must have woken up from a long and satisfying night's sleep. He stretched, scratched his bum and maybe picked a bit of caveman from his back teeth. He then headed outside to catch up with his mates only to discover that the whole place was eerily silent.

“Where the hell has everybody gone?”
SPURMO by booger55 May 27, 2008
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