Spurgt
A Danish term used when someone mentions something out of the blue, that you never asked nor care about.
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Witte's Great Spurt
Commonly mistaken as a period in russian history where one of the tsars ministers sergei witte sold peasants grain in order to bring about a large growth in russian industry and badly needed growth in russian transport network. Witte's Great spurt is actually the name given to, as the aforemetioned minister described it, 'My great jizzplosion' its is often used a as part of a analogy decribing a spurt of any liquid and more commonly spunk.
ZOMG when i came it was equivical to witte's great spurt!
That Sergei guy was intense, look at how far he spurts
That Sergei guy was intense, look at how far he spurts
Witte's Great Spurt by Philly Ree August 14, 2008
Spurt Scrying
"Sophia gazed deeply at the streaks of semen Paul had just deposited upon Rachel's face. 'Spurt scrying is an ancient art almost lost to this age...' Sophia said."
Spurt Scrying by Dribbles23 March 5, 2008
Spurt Scrying
The act of fortune or future telling. Using the pattern of semen ejaculated on a surface (or her face) a scryer can see hidden knowledge or for foretell future events .
Staring intently at the streaks of semen produced for his spurt scrying session, she told him what she saw... That he had only 3 days until he would be murdered.
Spurt Scrying by Chawkerr February 8, 2018
Spurgt
The danish word for 'asked'.
Commonly used to express carelessness about an often spontaneous statement.
Commonly used to express carelessness about an often spontaneous statement.
Spurgt by steamcommunity.com/id/-eon- January 14, 2016
Spurtburger
Hey Alvin, are you enjoying your spurtburger ?
Oh dangnabbit, Monti, this hoagie is a real spurtburger! I feel sullied.
Oh dangnabbit, Monti, this hoagie is a real spurtburger! I feel sullied.
Spurtburger by RandyBob June 12, 2019