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Spudging 

A more PG yet somehow funnier synonym for cockblocking. Can also be used as a noun, for example:
"Man, Dylan's such a spudger; I was dancing with this chick all night and he just comes in while I'm about to get her number with his charm and sense of humor."

"Yeah dude, same thing happened to me last week. I was like, STOP SPUDGING ME, BRO but he'd already wedged himself between me and destiny..."
Spudging by qvackhead May 15, 2025
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face smudging 

verb.

the act of squashing your face against your car window in hopes of getting fellow drivers attention. a popular past time for those driving in traffic.

warning: sometimes attracts men in trucks, families in minivans, and middle aged women w. bad hair cuts. results may vary.
when the elder lady drove past kellys car, she was startled to discover a girl face smudging against the window.
An act of prayer among Native Americans involving the burning of sage, cedar or sweetgrass in an abalone shell, tin can, or other container that will hold the ashes safely.
The college student was expelled because the smell of his smudging was mistaken for marijuana.
smudging by gabriel-ernest November 9, 2007

Mud-Spudding 

The sexual act or interest of inserting or harboring potatoes or similiar root crops inside one’s rectal cavity, often for an extended period.
My friend Emily got really into mud-spudding.

My roommate has a mud-spudding kink, so now we never have groceries to make mashed potatoes.

Now that we’ve been dating for a few months, I think we should try mud-spudding

Rhett can’t go on a bike ride today, because he’s mud-spudding.
Mud-Spudding by Thahash March 3, 2019

Fanny smudging 

To rub ones hands vigorously across the female genitalia
I was busy fanny smudging the Mrs last, she fucking loved it
Fanny smudging by Bigbob91 July 15, 2015

snudging 

To aggressively sniff a ladies seat, once vacated. To bury ones face in the watermark of bottom scent.
"My Bucket List #1? - Snudging the Queens of England's throne."
snudging by OtisDay December 4, 2014
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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