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SPS - Small Penis Syndrome. Suffers of SPS are prone to irrational outburst. The cause of these outbursts are random and ever changing, but the most widely reported cause is due to utter lack of perfection in the popular MMO World of Warcraft.
Why is Redcrown such a dick?

He must have SPS!!!!
by Redfanman October 17, 2009
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Abbreviation of Santorum-Palin-Smegma. Sticky gross stuff that is smellier than santorum or smegma, but oddly attractive as Sarah Palin was to Republicans during the presidential campaign of 2008.
"I just scraped the SPS off my mouse, can I borrow some bleach?"
by CookieDuster September 03, 2009
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