sprouche 

Sprouche is a combination of the words sperm and douche. While technically not a douche, sperm is substituted in place of the usual vinegar and water. The sperm is inserted typically by intercourse and usually mingles with other materials (vaginal discharge, lube or feces) in a vaginal or anal orifice.

"When I fucked your girlfriend, i sprouched in her! How did it taste?"

sprouche by Buck Futt March 25, 2009

Splouche 

1. The toilet water that splashes you on the ass when taking an extra large dump.

2. A person who has been dumped that shows up to ruin an event such as a date.

1. "ahhhhh. SPLOUCHE. Oh damn. That sucks."

2. "Mary, didn't you dump Jake last week? WTH is he doing here? What a fucking SPLOUCHE."

Splouche by dagholio November 26, 2010

spouchebag

Sports douchebag. Some one who knows and or talks too much about sports to the point where the look like a douchebag. Spouchebag.

My friend is a spouchebag. He knows every sports players shoe size, how many hairs they have on theyre ass, and will probably buy theyre dirty bath water on ebay if its available.

spouchebag by b_radisrad April 24, 2014

spouche 

when someone acts like a faggot, a douche, a queer, a loser and tries to act like cool with american eagle hats, and shark week necklaces, its commonly known to act like a "Sam Palmer" so they shortened the name to a SPouche......

that kid is such a sam palmer

that kid is such a spouche

spouche by FPmessi10 December 3, 2011

scrouched 

crouched and scrunched

the football players are scrouched down.

scrouched by beishole July 18, 2019

Sprouch 

1. Contingent upon context.
2. Interchangeable with most verbs. May also be used as a noun or an adjective.
3. Applicable as an ontamonapia.

I feel excessively sprouchy today.

Did you sprouch before dinner last night?

She is really cute. I would probably sprouch on her if I had the chance.

Sprouch by j4hnt July 21, 2011

SPRUCHE 

A SPRUCHE is someone who doesn't like Losing in sports so when he gets mad he immediately call the other person a try hard even though they don't realise there is nothing wrong with trying hard

Look at that guy he broke Usain Bolts record what a try hard.

Random guy: yeah, that's the point he's in the Olympics *scoff* you SPRUCHE!

SPRUCHE by UCHEASY April 29, 2021