Sprouche is a combination of the words sperm and douche. While technically not a douche, sperm is substituted in place of the usual vinegar and water. The sperm is inserted typically by intercourse and usually mingles with other materials (vaginal discharge, lube or feces) in a vaginal or anal orifice.
"When I fucked your girlfriend, i sprouched in her! How did it taste?"
by Buck Futt March 25, 2009
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1. Contingent upon context.
2. Interchangeable with most verbs. May also be used as a noun or an adjective.
3. Applicable as an ontamonapia.
I feel excessively sprouchy today.

Did you sprouch before dinner last night?

She is really cute. I would probably sprouch on her if I had the chance.
by j4hnt July 21, 2011
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